Sep
15th
Mon
15th
all the weird way home
during my flight home from new york city last night, the following two things actually happened:
the flight attendant passed out mascara to all the ladies
i woke up to find the woman across the aisle from me, who was traveling alone, rubbing herself like a cat (seductively?) on the gentleman next to her. he didn’t seem to mind.
all this plus all the gourmet snacks you can eat make me think that jet blue may be taking it to the next level in their bid to woo airline customers.