Jul
10th
Thu
10th
Robo-Howry 2000, etc.
unlike my college chemistry professor, who was convinced the government was trying to poison us with fluoride in our water, i’m not all that paranoid. i do have a couple of theories to throw out, though…
- Cubs pitcher Bob Howry: actually a robot
- MTV: no longer an actual entity - just a satellite beaming reruns of America’s Best Dance Crew
- Those Luna carpet commercials: a plot by pharmaceutical companies to drive me, personally, insane. and probably the general public, too.
